The weekend 2

I was made to smile by a man on a boat on the canal. He put down his mobile phone in frustration and said to his mate ‘Where the hell's Garfield?’ as round the corner came this enormous West Indian rasta, loaded down with foam cushions, rucksacks and bags. 'Oi Garfield!' shouted the man on the boat, ‘Ave you got the tea strainer? 'Yes' retorted Garfield, 'I've got the tea-strainer'. ‘Ave you got the lemon drizzle cake?' 'Yes' said Garfield 'I’ve got the lemon drizzle cake' and as I walked on away there was another query ‘Ave you ‘eard of the Caine Mutiny….. ' and I was out of ear-shot.